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   messageicon Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.
←Rate | 02-11-2024 10:47 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting how some women won't date a man that lives with his mother, but will date a man that lives with his wife.
←Rate | 12-15-2023 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daddy..what's a transvestitie? Go ask your mother he'll tell you
←Rate | 06-12-2023 08:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beaver's mother was Barbara Billingsley, you dum@$$!
←Rate | 12-31-2022 19:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s President Obama’s birthday. I can’t believe it’s been 61 years since his mother forged his birth certificate.
←Rate | 08-04-2022 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother and I play a drinking game. We do a shot every time the debt talks collapse.
←Rate | 07-27-2022 08:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I a good mother, Susan. Susan: My name is Amy.
←Rate | 06-08-2022 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
←Rate | 05-18-2022 00:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mother only carries one photo, because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
←Rate | 04-26-2022 20:10 Comments (0)  



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