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remembers when Vampires were Scary, not Sexy...
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11-20-2009 12:42 by Vitamin N
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hates it when he asks someone a question and they start their answer with "Honestly?"......No! Please lie to me, that's what I was hoping for.....idiots!
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02-04-2010 15:44 by Vitamin N
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doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless
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05-13-2009 18:11 by Vitamin N
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Man Fact: Even if a Man notices that another Man's fly is down, he will Never tell him out of fear of the follow-up question, "Why are you looking there?"....
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10-04-2011 13:56 by Vitamin N
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thinks it's funny that "LOL" has gone from meaning "Laugh Out Loud" to "I have Nothing Else To Say"
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09-18-2009 13:08 by Vitamin N
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Seriously, iPhone...Stop correcting all my 'F#CK"s to "DUCK"s. It makes my Strongly-worded texts sound Cute and Adorable...
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12-29-2009 17:44 by Vitamin N
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has developed his own H1N1 Vaccine consisting of: NyQuil, Tylenol-3, Vodka, Rohypnol, Benadryl, OxyContin, Spiced Rum and a hint of Lemon. ---Directions: Drink One Full Glass every hour to Remove all Care and Worry about the H1N1 virus.....
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11-02-2009 11:26 by Vitamin N
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I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...
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08-03-2012 14:55 by Vitamin N
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learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros.....sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
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07-30-2009 16:09 by Vitamin N
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wonders When did LuLuLemon become the preferred clothing line for overweight and out of shape people?
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10-31-2009 11:15 by Vitamin N
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My Wife says I'm too Immature, and if I don't Grow Up it's going to erect a barrier between us .....Hee Hee Hee....Erect
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10-20-2009 12:56 by Vitamin N
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iPad...for when you have your iPeriod
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01-27-2010 16:39 by Vitamin N
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Schizophrenic...and So am I
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03-29-2010 19:47 by Vitamin N
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Someone stole all my Credit Cards but, I won't be Reporting it.....The Thief spends Less than my Wife did.
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02-23-2010 11:53 by Vitamin N
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started taking Gingko Biloba pills to improve his Memory...but, he keeps forgetting to take them!
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07-30-2009 16:15 by Vitamin N
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When times are Tough, you know who your Real Friends are. When times are Easy...you know who your Drinking Friends are!
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01-18-2010 16:50 by Vitamin N
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YOLO - You Obviously Lack Originality
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01-18-2013 18:02 by Vitamin N
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There is Breast Cancer, be Aware of it.......There! Doesn't that promote Breast Cancer Awareness a lot better than writing the name of a Fruit or the Colour of your Bra as your Facebook status?!?
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02-23-2011 14:47 by Vitamin N
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Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.
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07-16-2012 17:42 by Vitamin N
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Over Six Billion Dollars were spent on this Election Campaign, so that Americans can be in the exact same place they were in Before it started. Well done, America... Well. Done.
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11-07-2012 12:10 by Vitamin N
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