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   messageicon Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries* (happens everytime)
←Rate | 04-09-2014 15:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon that horrible moment when you actually fall in love
←Rate | 04-09-2014 15:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon making up for low grades with high calories
←Rate | 04-09-2014 15:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon im not sure if I'm hungry but I'm gonna eat anyway just in case
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon pizza is the only love triangle I want
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:15 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss being able to slam my phone shut when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon that annoying moment when you close the wrong tab
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you!
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That moment when you have so many things to do and decided to take a nap instead
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2014 is so close I can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on New Year's Eve
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone knows the way to a girl's heart on facebook is to like every picture and wall post she makes.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 17:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
←Rate | 11-14-2013 14:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Guys, I don't have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 21:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sorry but if someone busted out of my birthday cake, they better have another cake in their hands because I really like cake. ....
←Rate | 11-29-2012 21:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ......Update status, nobody likes?...... -_- (1) Deletes Facebook profile (2) Move to a next country (3) Change name (4) Start new life =)
←Rate | 11-12-2012 21:08 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's one hEll of a crime if you're ugly with a bad attitude at the same time!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:35 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm getting too old to drop it like it's hot, so I'm just gonna squat like its warm!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


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