love Funny Status Messages

   Marriage tip: Your wife values honesty. So if your wife asks you if her best friend is prettier than her, just say yes. Your wife will value and appreciate your opinion, and she will love you more for it.

   I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!

   Ladies. Does listening to Taylor Swift songs actually help you deal with your tragic love lives?

   I love Instagram... or as it should be called, "Insecure Bimbos With Daddy Issues and No Self-Respect."

   Someone said: "what night is the dnc swimsuit comp?" I concur. Would love to see AOC in a swimsuit and ball gag. 🤣

   I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws

   Marriage tip: If you're getting ready to go out in public with your wife, ask her, "Would you please put on some makeup?" This will help her understand that you are concerned with her appearance, and she will love you more for it.

   I used to have a crush on Ana Kournikova but love means nothing to her

   The Trisha Yearwood hit song , She's in love with the boy has been renamed He, she , it , they is in love with the He, she , it , they.

   I love the three little pigs; Bacon, Ham, and Sausage!