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Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.
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02-11-2024 10:47 by
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I find it interesting how some women won't date a man that lives with his mother, but will date a man that lives with his wife.
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12-15-2023 19:35
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Daddy..what's a transvestitie? Go ask your mother he'll tell you
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06-12-2023 08:44
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Beaver's mother was Barbara Billingsley, you dum@$$!
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12-31-2022 19:25
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Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
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08-15-2022 08:00
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It’s President Obama’s birthday. I can’t believe it’s been 61 years since his mother forged his birth certificate.
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08-04-2022 09:08
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My mother and I play a drinking game. We do a shot every time the debt talks collapse.
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07-27-2022 08:44
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Am I a good mother, Susan. Susan: My name is Amy.
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06-08-2022 01:37
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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05-18-2022 00:45
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mother only carries one photo, because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
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