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   messageicon Accidentally wore a red shirt & khaki pants to Target today &, long story short, I think I have been promoted to assistant manager.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 05:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My level of lazy is that I don't think house arrest would be that bad.
←Rate | 01-30-2013 03:51 by hihuggiehi Comments (1)  


   messageicon One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 17:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:08 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids these days are spoiled. Ipads, smart phones, video games, etc. But they'll never know the joy of putting an Ozzy Osborne cassette tape in a Teddy Ruxpin
←Rate | 10-06-2012 05:36 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know how anybody gets attacked by sharks...As soon as I heard that first, "Dun, Dun." I'd be out of there.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 18:52 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a time machine I would stop O.J. Simpson from killing those people then nobody would know what a Kardashian is
←Rate | 05-17-2012 22:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:45 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish "you dumbass" was an appropriate way to end a work email
←Rate | 10-24-2012 04:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I leave a store without buying anything all I can think is “act natural, you're innocent”.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 08:57 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does Facebook have a "You're not smart enough to be talking about politics" button?
←Rate | 01-30-2013 05:15 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear coworkers, I am never going to eat anything you cooked and brought in. I've seen the quality of your work here and I value my life.
←Rate | 09-22-2012 10:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's odd that so many choose to be stupid.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 4 crappy cruises,Carnival Cruise Lines should just change their slogan to "Still better than the Titanic!!!"
←Rate | 03-19-2013 08:23 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:42 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says "Drive faster and put me under the seat."
←Rate | 01-01-2012 07:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 14:00 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the heck down.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 05:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do the second day, I have no idea.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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