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   messageicon Today I'm going to sleep naked. 14 mosquitos likes this
←Rate | 05-26-2011 07:07 by xprivado Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Son, are you gay?" - No, i´m a princess.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 11:50 by Xprivado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another sad news in the music industry, Justin Bieber was found in his apartment, ALIVE
←Rate | 07-27-2011 11:21 by Xprivado Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 09:40 by Xprivado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently one in ten people in the UK live next to a paedophile. Not me, I live next to two gorgeous 13 year olds
←Rate | 01-27-2012 06:36 by Xprivado Comments (0)  



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