vinny Funny Status Messages

   The only turkey I'll be having on Thursday most likely is the wild kind, on the rocks

   Dear Oprah, thanks for clarifying you're not a lesbian. We were all wondering...

   is it just me or does anybody else miss the days when music on the radio sounded good, made sense, and actually required talent to make?????

   i realized I really dont have to watch games, movie award shows, music award shows or anything else to that effect anymore... all I have to do is come on facebook and I have a detailed play by play of every minute of it right on my news feed!!!!

   Forget a "dislike" button , id rather have a "This makes me want to punch you in the freakin throat" button

   Last night I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted...

   Darnit, my kufi doesn't match my dashiki. What on earth will I wear for Kwanzaa??

   I'm hosting a rave in Rome, Italy. What a Riot!