troy Funny Status Messages

   ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?

   accidently cut in front of a dwarf today who told me he was NOT happy. I said, "which one are you then?"

   just changed my profile date of birth and was really loving all the attention until my mom wished me a Happy Birthday. My own mother didn't even know my real birthday is not until April.

   Daylight Saving Time this weekend but try not to lose any sleep over it

   Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?

   I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car

   What's all this fuss about gay rights? I'm pretty sure there are a lot more gay lefts out there...

   thnks you can observe alot just by watching

   just saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota today that said: "I Brake for NOTHING!"

   wonders if balloon boy's parents are kicking themselves for not crashing the White House party instead?

   you can't blame men for the forest depletion. As long as we are wearing clothes, we don't need napkins, think of the trees we have saved by getting greasy hands clean on our pants....

   If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice too

   thinks some people should not be allowed to drive, reproduce, or breathe........and especially not all at the same time

   wondering if night-time funeral processions drive with their lights off or what?

   doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4

   thinks DJ AM should have been buried in the morning......just sayin'

   how come every time I change my password it still shows up as the same 8 stars in a row ******** ?