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   I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.

   so who wants to take bets on a William and Kate sex tape scandal by the end of the year?

   We all know Obama isn't a natural born citizen, but did they have to send the obnoxious guy with the ferret on his head to tackle this issue?

   Obama, our marijuana laws are causing a dilema. Half of us can not find our car keys, could use a little help, sincerely, California