shaun Funny Status Messages

   I tried to make it rain but now there is coffee everywhere and one of my coworkers is on the way to the hospital.

   It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.

   I tried acting like a responsible adult at work all day yesterday but they sent me home sick

   Made a list of all the things I still want to do while I'm alive. I put "listen to a Justin Bieber cd" straight after "Suicide". Cant wait...