seanyb Funny Status Messages

   All I said was .. "Just spread the legs open alittle wider and I'll stuff it in".....Geez thats the last time I try to help stuff a turkey !

   Sometimes I wonder.."Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.....

   Breaking News: Madonna just adopted Cee Lo

   Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

   I found a used condom in my box of Corn Flakes.... I think it was the work of a cereal rapist

   This job thing is for the birds, how does one go about signing up for the welfare?

   I'm not a Dallas or Miami fan, could care less who won and the Lebron james jokes are stupid.....Kill Yourselves