lee Funny Status Messages

   why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves!

   MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

   sometimes wishes that life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

   for anyone thats interested I'm watching tv and deciding if I should get up and go for a wee

   thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

   was so disappointed when he found out that it was called "we day" not "weed day"...