josh Funny Status Messages

   I've noticed that my usage of profanity increases when I play pacman

   I'd rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook!

   Stop with the over used old posts , if we want old stuff we know where to look , now bad to the funny NEW stuff please..

   dropped in an upholstery machine. He is fully re-covered now.

   Don't call my name, Cilantro!

   She said all she wanted for valentines day was a little kiss, man is she going to be shocked when she sees the midget drinking Dr. Deeper in our living room!!!