jason711 Funny Status Messages

   this status has been made from 90% recycled status posts. Just doing my part to keep Facebook Clean and clutter Free.

   I think I'm gonna wrap myself in a box, label it anywhere and see where I end up. I've always loved to gamble.

   Just heard this guys phone ring at McD's, it said "Friend With Benefits Calling, Friend with Benefits Calling." I guess the chick had Health Insurance?

   Trophies aren't meant to be put on a shelf, so sometimes I let my wife leave the house just to show off a little.

   Maybe this 30 days of 100° weather is the change Obama was talking about.