frankiej Funny Status Messages

   Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

   Facebook is a procrastinators best friend

   There is something significant about being the first to use a fresh new toilet paper roll

   I want to walk up to your dad, kick him square in the nuts and ask him WHY.

   Trying to figure out how I got this headache...nevermind I just found a receipt telling me.

   Clearly the lifeguard is to blame for letting that many people into the pool. Case closed.