fefe Funny Status Messages

   If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

   please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for those who deserve a punch in the face,

   wants to remind everyone that all those little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and witches are having the time of their life so please drink responsibly and drive safetly.

   that Bud Light Lime has less calories, carbs & fat than 2% Milk...it's not looking good for milk right now.

   Happy 11 White History Months

   Channel X Is Temporarily Not In Service. Please Tune In To Your Own Life For Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast.

   the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.

   do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

   global warming my ass.

   it was all good just a week ago.

   I'm damaged but I'll manage.

   those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter

   can't wait for this 365 day weekend to begin.

   didn't come to be loved, he came to be hated. From the root to the fruit.

   Who really has nothing but socks in their sock drawer?