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wants to say to the nice stranger he saw while driving around, "Next time you wave at me, use all of your fingers."
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04-22-2009 01:51
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says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"
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04-08-2009 06:34
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Does anyone find themselves singing hollaback girl anytime they need to spell the word bananas?
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01-04-2011 18:05
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not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
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04-28-2009 13:18
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thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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04-17-2009 23:26
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ashamed of what he did for a Klondike bar.
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02-04-2009 10:04
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"used to care, but now I take a pill for that!! "
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02-15-2009 16:08
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wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?
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10-29-2008 16:37
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Sometimes I go down to the Home Depot and pick up day laborers in my truck just to have people to drink with. Hop in, amigos. It's Miller time.
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05-19-2009 22:48
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letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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02-26-2008 18:44
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doesn't make mistakes, she dates them
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04-02-2009 20:47
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Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
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05-06-2009 04:17
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Shouldn't the fortune in every fortune cookie be "You are about to eat a stale cookie?"
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05-17-2009 15:41
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tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
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04-16-2008 09:24
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in a relationship with Jack Daniel's.
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03-04-2009 16:07
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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05-16-2009 19:54
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THOUGHT about getting outta bed, still thinking, still thinking
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02-27-2009 11:56
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works hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
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02-10-2009 16:30
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knows he was unwanted as a child when he found his bath toys were a radio and a toaster!
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04-21-2009 10:45
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he often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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03-28-2009 15:53
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