TB Funny Status Messages

   Today we celebrate freedom...while the government monitors us.

   OMG !!! This Jail Cell gets free Wi-Fi !!!

   If Kellen Winslow offers to bring you Boston Market, say NO!

   No but seriously if you are still posting pics of what you got for Valentines you do know you are the other chick right?

   For all you Xbox fans I guess you won't be getting a game console this year but more like a voice and gesture based TV remote box.

   So Megan Fox Is single this is my chance

   In regards to the Noah movie: Make sure you take someone with you, I heard they're only selling tickets in pairs...

   Got a new video card to play Minecraft still doesn't look any different...

   Where is Kanye when you need him for Miss Universe

   Xmas Shopping List: iPad Air ✓ MacPro ✓ PS4✓ Broke✓

   Well at least Jesse Drives off to the need for speed trailer.

   I hope in 2013 people stop taking photos or videos with a 0.2 Megapixel potato

   Called in my Napalm Strike and fried a whole bunch of Burritos.

   I want a restraining order against every spiders.

   You bought an iPhone5C? Why no iPhone5A?