Soumare Funny Status Messages

   Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

   If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

   A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

   How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

   Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what's on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”

   Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?