Postrboy Funny Status Messages

   Clingy ex's are like toilet handles.Occasionally we have to flush many times to get some pieces of krap to just go away.

   I want you......I need you......to gouge my freakin eyes out if I'm ever forced to watch Nancy Grace trying to dance sexy again.

   Nothing says I blow as a superhero like the Bionic Man's slow motion running. Except maybe for using David Carridine style kung fu.