Piddy Funny Status Messages

   Either I am getting huge or Facebook decreased it's font size.

   it's almost 2011....I still find it hard to believe I do not have my own robot yet. Damn you Jetsons.

   with 60% of the precincts reporting. "U. R. Stilscrewed" looks to be the winner in the Senate, with "Ben Dover" holding a slim lead for Congress.

   Last minute Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

   Pandora just played songs from Footloose, Rocky and Top Gun. I am so ready to dance through a warehouse, chase a plane with a motorcycle, and fight a Russian now.

   Noticed that the radiation has given me superpowers just like in the comic books. I can now see through glass, levitate birds, clone half of myself and posses the strength of a human.