Niltzz Funny Status Messages

   Only 11 minutes of Shade? Save money and go rent Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone instead!

   There we go... the first of a long series of Pluto's selfies...

   After seeing Caitlyn photos, I'm starting to doubt if Lady Gaga is a drag queen.

   Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Thursday.

   Welcome to April! The month when nobody watches "Harlem Shakes Videos" anymore... so, why is the song on the Hot 100 spot of Billboard?

   NASA announced that the Earth-like planets orbiting Trappist-1 already has about 300 Starbucks on them.

   Now that she hates Americans, we know she's Ariana "not so" grande...

   Okay Instagram... You deactivated Rihanna's account? I want my money back.

   Just remember this holiday season, if you say "May you kiss may ass" really fast... it will sound just like "Merry Christmas"!!!

   Now that's he's fired, in about six months I can say to that Men's Wearhouse guy: "You're NOT going to like the way you look. I guarantee it."