Mc Nutsack Funny Status Messages

   video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life

   Vending machines are so homophobic. Sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you...

   If zombies ever attack just go to costco, they have concrete walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a costco membership card

   If you were to combine all the holidays, you'd eat turkey, give presents, hide eggs, light fireworks, and dress like a sIutty nurse all in the same day.

   Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

   The only reason why your girlfriend likes your d!ck, it because her momma told her to enjoy the little things in life

   I was gonna tell a midget joke.. but I thought that would be kinda low.

   Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

   If weed was legalized the number of annoying stoners would mutiply faster than a asian kid at a math contest.

   Why is santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year..