MAhdi H Funny Status Messages

   There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

   Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

   "A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting." -Terri Guillemets

   Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone

   I only date Calendars.

   Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

   Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this Earth

   I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

   Today was brought to you by redbull. Lots and lot of redbull.

   I didn't say your stupid just everything you like is

   Sleep? Must be nice!

   Strangers have the best candy

   Error 4:04 A.M. no sleep available

   I set up my Google+ today with two main groups 1. Me 2.Them

   This page is meant to be funny, can we please keep religion out of this!!

   So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, “What is this … a joke?”

   ....where are all the cabbage patch parents?

   I play Tetris. So yeah, I'm a problem solver.

   And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)

   You really do need to quite teasing my with these pokes