Luka Funny Status Messages

   Was told that I am the cheapest man in the world, well I'm not buying it

   Its not that I hate kids, i'm just following the instructions of every medicine bottle in my bathroom cabinet "Keep away from children"

   My friend just accused me of cheating in poker, I think he is just mad I won with 6 king

   Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light

   Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?

   I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight

   If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.

   A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him

   It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot

   Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?

   no one could ever hate me half as much as I dont care

   I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder

   Good morning I see the assasins failed

   Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army

   Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he's making noises with his gum

   If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas

   How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

   forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more

   Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids

   I quit my job at the helium gas factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone