Lugo Funny Status Messages

   You look so beautiful I forgot how bad your personality was.

   I'm going to start putting girls in the friendzone.. See how they like it!

   That great feeling when the girl comes back to you hurt and crying after choosing the "jerk" instead of you.. I'm sorry but I told you so..

   My new phones battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie. -_-

   When one of us goes down, the rest of us need to come and pick that person up.

   Shaggy is the biggest stoner, you've never seen smoke.

   I'm not sayin she's the fattest girl I've ever seen but if I had to name the top 5, shed be the first 3..

   iDead..Rest in Peace Steve Jobs...you created great machines I can't afford :[