Judge Coe Funny Status Messages

   when contemplating a murder-suicide, always kill yourself first

   It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!

   let's jump to 2050, when I'm at the bingo hall checking out the hot little number with the walker and tramp stamp

   take today to remember those that died in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre in 1929.

   ....and outta nowhere they wheeled the piano in, Elton put on those freaky glasses,and Pippa did a poledance in the aisle!

   Happy Mother's Day to all the Mother's that have touched my life and an unhappy one to all the Motherf#*ckers that I encounter everyday!

   I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.

   at the next awards' show, Lady Gaga will begin her performance by being squeezed from a cow's udders

   had Lady Gaga started her first performance from inside her fathers' condom, last night would have never occurred

   time for class...today will never be called ValentiMe's day...learn to speak people

   When I call a woman a "candy ass", I am not being mean, it just means that I have a sweet tooth