JimmyC Funny Status Messages

   One day I will find a wife. Don't know who's, but I will find her...

   When I was beamed up into the Alien craft, the Military and the Aliens warned me that if I had said anything about this, people would think I was crazy. Little do they know that I have earned that reputation all on my own...

   Men usually have a name for their "man parts". I guess I will call mine "Vinny and Da Two Yutes" :)

   Coupon Susie and I were going to get married, but it turned out she just wasn't cut out for me.