J. Frazier102185 Funny Status Messages

   Alphabet soup is just soup when you can't read

   "Find the Juan for you!" - Mexican dating site

   It should be a rule that if you dress up like a sea captain, you get a free dinner at Red Lobster. I'll pay this time, but I'm not happy.

   It's ironic that you mean "coincidental" when you said "ironic" because, ironically, you dont know the definition of "irony."

   Beauty and the Beast is my favorite fairy tale about beastiality

   Wearing gray sweats and a RoadHouse shirt today if any of your kids need a role model.

   Doctors report a spike in Harlem Shaken Baby Syndrome....