Imi Funny Status Messages

   The judge says oscar pistorius can't be found guilty of murder... That's very disturbing news... For my wife who's just gone to the toilet...

   Note to self : when manscaping don't use after shave....

   With that big gap between your 2 front teeth , I don't know wether to smile at you or to kick a goal.......

   The best things are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we Kiss,Laugh and Dream