IMBATMANDAMMIT Funny Status Messages

   I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an "extra smile".

   Hillybilly Word Of The Day.."Twerk"..."Welp, I'm done with lunch so I'd better get back twerk!"

   I got fired from work for continually putting my fingers into the pickle slicer , but to be fair, they fired her too!