Dj Funny Status Messages

   One of the circus freaks of the future will be the incredible non-tattooed man!

   I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He asked “Can you describe the symptoms?” I said “Homer is a fat bald man and Marge has blue hair.”

   Pool party at my house, Bring your own pools.

   Life sucks... Wife won't......

   Burger King is changing their name to Pancake King.

   Whats the difference between arrogant and ignorant? Brithish and Welsh

   Reese with her spoon is always ready for cereal.

   People who don’t know the difference between your and you’re need to get there grammer act together.