Anemma Funny Status Messages

   Im not crazy, my reality is just different then yours. :)

   No status avalible, damaged brain cells need time to be restored due to the excessive amount of holiday drinking

   When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?

   Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson (Good Luck to those playing the powerball!!)

   Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..

   Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.

   The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

   Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!