@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to.

   If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch

   Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.

   A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"

   Dear Superman, I understand... I have a weakness for a certain type of rock too. Sincerely, Lindsay Lohan..

   If I had nickel for everyime you made me angry, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with them.

   My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them stuff in person.

   Some girls needs to stop freaking out about being called "dude". Just keep calm, it's basically a unisex term

   Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you. Sincerely, Students.

   African mother to her child: "You better be happy you're that skinny, there's fat kids in America that wish they were as skinny as you!"

   That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Facebook page, and you dont know what to do..

   Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?

   Dear person next to me in class, -->PLEASE WRITE BIGGER<-- Sincerely, didn't study.

   feeling like a boss when you type without looking and you dont make any mistakes

   That awkward moment when she is wearing her apple bottom jeans, but she cant find her boots with the fur, and the whole club does'nt look at her

   That awkward moment when The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls are pregnant...

   Dear scientists, Which is worse for our lungs, smoking or walking into an Abercrombie store? Sincerely, worried..

   If I die, I'm gonna become a ghost....... and watch attractive people shower....

   I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice

   Just because we're friends on Facebook doesn't mean that I actually like you in »»real life««