Nunthewizr Funny Status Messages

   Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing.

   If the Universe could talk, it would sound like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Optimus Prime.

   I wouldn't necessarily classify myself as a hater. I'm more like a rational critic of rampant idiocy.

   The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.

   Native Americans don't make fun of criminals because it's wrong to mock-a-sin.