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   messageicon I was outback chopping ome wood with my ''ask'' and this woman walked up and ''axed'' me a question!!!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 14:14 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daughter''Dad I am a lesbian!'' Sister ''Me too dad!'' Dad ''Doesn't anyone like guys around here?'' Son ''I do!''
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:39 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''See that guy over there carrying my golf bag? That's the one job i've created!!!''----President Obama
←Rate | 07-19-2012 20:00 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chick-fil-a announced today they have a new policy concerning patrons! ....Men will no longer be able to share their ''Nuggets!''
←Rate | 07-25-2012 08:37 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a Straw! ...Because you ''Suck!''
←Rate | 07-07-2012 08:41 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your a$$ had a ''Like'' button, I'd hit it!!!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 07:41 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3AM text message ''Hey are you asleep?''....''No I'm scuba diving!''
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:54 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't want a Sarcastic answer don't ask a Stupid Question!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 00:56 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mars Rover reports there are only 167 Starbucks on Mars!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 17:28 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon They are making us take down American Flags off Bridges, Fire Trucks all across America! Watch, The National Christmas Tree is next, because it offends some people! Take back our Country before it's too Late!
←Rate | 07-17-2012 10:56 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (2)  


   messageicon Nothing makes a man happier than his son being on the cover of a Wheaties Box! His daughter on the cover of Business Week! His girlfriend in Playboy! And his wife on the back of a carton of Milk!!!
←Rate | 06-25-2012 12:48 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked if I believed in Astrology! Of course my answer was no us Sagatarians are very skeptical people!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:39 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!
←Rate | 07-06-2012 10:55 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks........just not the ones she's been giving me lately!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 13:11 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love waking up in the middle of the night, to find I still have hours to sleep before I have to be at work!!!
←Rate | 06-25-2012 05:16 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had formed an opinion of this Lazy Guy, and then I thought, until I have walked a mile in his shoes, so I did! Now I know he's Lazy and has Athlete's Foot!!!
←Rate | 07-06-2012 10:24 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make today ridiculously amazing!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't spoken to my wife in 3days because she hates when I interupt her!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:52 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rooster+Rooster=No Egg....Hen+ Hen= No Egg....Rooster+ Hen=Egg/Chicken........Now you know why Chick-fil-a supports traditional couples!
←Rate | 07-26-2012 14:58 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 3yr old doesn't like onions on his donut! Onions= shredded coconut!
←Rate | 07-17-2012 15:25 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  




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