MigasJoe Funny Status Messages

   And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   I don't have pet peeves-I have major psychotic f##cking hatreds!!!

   I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay

   You know your a Packer fan when you consider your season a success by beating the 'Bears' and not by rings on your fingers

   checked in at Charlie Sheen's Bungalow

   I own 11,000 air guitars and I know a guy in Russia that owns 5 more then me,,,

   Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, thew shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed

   I have a buddy that is a vegetarian not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!!!

   thinking about lighting up the fire pit to cool down outside

   pandora just gave me a Hanson song and it wasn't even Mmmbop...Shamful!!!

   Feeling like a movie tonight....I think I'll watch Fast and Furious 6 and then maybe half of 7

   I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!

   why don't they just make service contracts that expire the day before you need them

   Am I the only one who thinks McDonald's should only get their beef from Macau?

   you know your a Packer Fan When Your Porch Collapses and it kills more than 5 dogs!!!

   They told God that Joe Paterno was waiting at the Pearly Gates. And then God passed that information along to the proper authorities.

   Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area

   would like to fill a Pinata full of puke and break it over the collective heads of the Jonas Brothers

   at least the Notre Dame crowd Evacuated Like A Champion Yesterday