ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   not gaining weight, he's retaining food!

   a Jedi. Obviously.

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   in fact the real slim shady

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   wants a hug

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

   not the empire but I still strike back...

   not doing what Simon says

   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

   thinks it's pretty stupid that he can't remove his name from the status box here. I mean what kind of guy speaks of himself in third-person anyway? For real...

   stuck in the moment and he can't get out of it...

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt

   Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(