bill Funny Status Messages

   France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....

   Rebecca Black - "its friiday, friiday" *Jason Voorhees walks in stabs her in the face and goes home* yeah, Friday the 13th.

   I smash mirrors, walk under ladders, spill salt & cross paths with black cats. Be afraid... be very, very afraid, its Friday the 13th!!!

   Hey, it's Fat Tuesday, or just Tuesday, as it's known at Kirstie Alley's house.

   Why can't the President tackle the real issues? Like mandating all clocks auto-program when there is a time change!

   Fast food places gonna be bumpin today, Happy 4/20 (̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~

   Why is President Obama out of the country and on vacation when this Charlie Sheen thing is still playing out?

   Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....

   Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!

   ‎ I really hope Prince William doesn't get cold teeth, err, I mean feet!

   Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you ever seen a Mexican do something right the first time?

   There are only two possibilities why so many birds died all at once. A government conspiracy testing a new weapon, or the birds flew into the side of a UFO as the UFO was watching all the pretty fireworks that supposedly scared the birds to death.....

   FYI Nic Cage, If you keep telling police to arrest you, eventually they will do it....Hope the judge throws a book at him, you know one that has good scripts & acting tips in it!

   Why is Obama so interested in "liberating" Libya anyways, is he planning a vacation there?

   To any and all people visiting Arkansas in the next few days, just ignore all the dead birds and fish! Really, it should be fine....From, Big Brother : )

   Apparently 'Fat Tuesday' doesn't constitue telling fatties they're fatties.

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......

   Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.

   Sometimes, to retain moisture, I'll brine whatever I'm smoking or grilling. I've found the best brine is made from the tears of 1000 vegans.