anonymous Funny Status Messages

   finding the cure for hunger.

   "used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "

   wondering why its called a search party....

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   cute but psycho..things even out

   sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.

   never fakes it!

   will return after a brief word from our sponsors

   laughing at your pictures

   will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.

   having trouble watering the plastic plants

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...

   drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM

   "added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "

   being chased by penguins

   legally dead for tax purposes

   very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

   now listed as single but in a relationship,its complicated.