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Quit looking for a reason to hate me, I’m cool as f.
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Her: how could you sleep with her!? Him: uh, she’s hot? Her: You didn’t think about me in any of this? Him: I thought about you the whole time so I wouldn’t nut early.
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05-25-2022 02:59
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Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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08-08-2022 03:00
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How can you face your problem, if your problem is your face?
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06-17-2022 02:42
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Summer, Spring, Winter and Welp
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04-19-2022 20:47
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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08-03-2022 01:23
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Are you suffering from a lack of vitamin me?
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07-05-2022 01:52
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Hey gurl, speaking of lickity split, whatcha doin later...
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03-23-2022 14:59
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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08-05-2022 02:16
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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08-18-2022 03:24
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Inadvertently just signed off a work email, “should you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.” I’m sticking with it.
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04-04-2022 05:36
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“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” ~ Henry Ford
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04-04-2022 05:37
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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08-08-2022 03:02
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Kids today are soft, I died once when I was five and my mom made me walk it off.
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07-05-2022 01:48
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The Left released Trump’s tax returns, and nobody cares.
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01-08-2023 03:08
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
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08-08-2022 03:03
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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
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08-17-2022 02:29
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Don’t forget to feed your girlfriend every couple of hours or it gets cranky.
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07-05-2022 01:49
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If you watch my life backwards, I’m a weight watchers success story.
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04-15-2022 01:52 by
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You don’t need drugs to get high when you’ve got a 42-foot articulated bucket truck.
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