joseph Robert Funny Status Messages

   Who had a better Sunday, Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Peyton Manning???

   Just realized that with all this ice lately, technically I'm walking on water too, so take that Jesus!

   I wonder if the people that voted for Obama are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol?

   I like to go to parks and watch the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks

   When life gives you lemons, get some Tequila and call me

   Finally brings some authenticity to his movie, Dead Poets Society don't ya think?