anonymous Funny Status Messages

   rearranging furniture at the home for the blind

   running with scissors!

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   thinking about sex, every 15 nanoseconds.

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain

   calling doctor after 4 hour erection

   dangerously under-medicated

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   now available without a prescription

   spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   busy fighting all her other personalities Crazy, Neurotic, and Shy on who gets to write the status message today….to be continued

   Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   used to live in the real world but he got evicted

   may contain nuts.

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   the reason Waldo is hiding

   wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!