Scottyp Funny Status Messages

   I cant wait until 2016 so that I can learn through FB what country Hillary Clinton was really born in and what type of tyrantical gvmt she's associated with and how fast she plans to go door to door to take everyones hand guns..

   The one thing that I'll never understand is women, tofu, yoga, and counting...

   I'm sorry I karate chopped your grandma...but her stroke face was all like, "Come at me, bro".

   I'm sitting here watching "The First 48", and thinking, you just killed someone....is it THAT hard to plead 'not guilty" and just take your chances..

   10-11-12..........Happy I can count past 9 day.....:-)

   If you wagered on the Pro Bowl....please seek immediate help for your problem..

   To all of you expecting Mothers.....happy Labor Day.....

   so I just watched " Limitless" for the 1st time with my girlfriend. She said " Wouldnt it be great if there was a drug that you could accomplish anything and just b a little sick afterwards?"..i was like, there is, its called OPIATES...

   It turns out Donna Summers lied, She Wont Survive....

   When you're dead, it's really, really, easy for you.....I mean you don't know,,,,it's just hard on others...same thing when you're stupid....