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that a Trump rally? I thought it was the casting for "The Walking Dead"... 
Oops I almost forgot its sunday today, thanks facebook friends for reminding me with your religious posts.
Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well
at the point where i'm confused about which one of the american black guys being killed by police you're talking about.
I'm very curious to see how many people still believe Trump when Trump said that past presidents told him that they wanted to build a wall, when the past four living presidents publicly announced that they never said no such thing to him.
Biden said what Ryan was saying is “malarkey” before getting in his horseless buggy to head home…
What's the difference between a woman and a mermaid? Nothing, they're both lady on top and fishy down there!
if Darth Vader was really black would he have admitted to being Luke's father?
for a good time call....Jenny....867-5309
While its always good to honer our service men and women, Memorial Day is to honer FALLEN heros.
kissed a girl [then click "like"]
Don't mess with Packer fans, it not nice to pick on retards!
M.I.A
Can you imagine the outrage if Obama had refused to share his taxes with the people?
In Hell, everybody you meet explains how they found Jesus.
After what happened in the Kenyan mall I have no doubt now that Islam is a religion of pigs and muhammed was a fagggot
But, officer, look at this awesome s tatus I was about to p ost.
True, you can be too old to learn new tricks, but you're never too old to start turning tricks.
Xmas Shopping List: iPad Air ✓ MacPro ✓ PS4✓ Broke✓
Yoga, because farting in private is for fat people. 