roN Funny Status Messages

   now knows what Johnny Cash was singing about in "Ring of Fire." He ate at Taco Bell last night.

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?

   ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

   "Charlie Sheen and M. Qaddafi must of drank the Kool-Aid"-James Jones

   glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.

   decided to give up searching his belly button for Lent!

   needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."

   hates it when you go down to get a midnight snack and get excited to find some treasure in the fridge, only to have your hopes and dreams dashed by the treasure being so far past it's expiration date that only Ashton Kutcher would be interested...

   woke up my wife this morning. She started feeling my face with her eyes closed. I asked her what she's doing and she said "Looking for the off button."

   Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.

   Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!

   is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she change...

   when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!

   Oh Facebook! you go through more Design Changes than Women do wid clothes!!