JAB Funny Status Messages

   Here's another way to pi$$ off a liberal.. tell them to obey the immigration laws. . .

   To any American who wants a better life, leave the country, denounce your US citizenship and come back as an illegal immigrant. . .

   Can someone please post a picture of your breakfast for me.. to encourage me to get to make my own. . .

   A bucket of ice water is no challenge. Now, a bucket of s#it from a portajohn is a challenge. . .

   I was going to moving to Russia if Hillary won the election. . .

   Joan Rivers is in the hospital doing the kick the bucket challenge. . .

   There any women out here looking to $exually abuse a grown man. Asking for a friend. . .

   I'm going to as many Halloween parties as I can. I'll be in the invisible man. You'll just have to imagine I'm there. . .

   Desert is different from Dessert. You can have as many desserts as you want, but you can only stand in one desert at a time, the english laungauge will get you every time. . .

   Happy Single's Discrimination Day. You'll be takiing matters in your own hands. Don't forget to clean up. . .. . .

   Why buy sex when you can lease it in a relationship. . .

   I'm no weather man, but it's snowing out in Boston. . .

   Too F#CKED up how much of the population has been dumb down to march for rights you already have ! ! !

   Madonna was offering blowjobs to men for their vote for Hillary. I took the blow job and still voted for Trump. . .

   It's been a while since anybody has posted they're having a bagel, sorry no pictures. . .

   I time travel every day, from yesterday to today. . .

   Too bad after 146 yrs Ringling Brothers Circus is closing. Well, there is always Facebook. . .

   Oh you're voting for Hillarious Clinton the crook. I am not saying you're stupid, but voting for her only proves you are. . .

   Getting paid to rate porn. Well, that's the excuse I will give if I am caught watching it. . .

   Since when did the bucket list turned into the bucket challenge. . .