friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   As the weekend approaches remember this, " A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. ”

   Weekend Update on SNL literally skinned M^G^ nutcases alive tonight. So good 😂

   Black Friday special!!! Stay at home and save 100%.

   The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.

   3 horrible facts: Today is not Friday Tomorrow is not Friday The day after is not Friday

   Wall Street closed at 41,488.19 +674.62 on Friday. Keep clutching those pearls, ohh

   The only reason there was a tiny bump on Wall Street on Friday was because U.S. investors were desperately looking for bargains at the end of a horrific week. Please don't post about Wall Street unless you know what you're actually talking about.

   Friday night

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   Happy Thanksgiving! Just remember that Black Friday shoppers can still block and tackle better than the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving. Let that sink in!