friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It's my birthday on St Patrick's Day and I'm gonna be drunk all weekend! LET'S GET READY TO STUMMMMBLLLLE!

   Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??

   wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!

   Okay ladies, exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   I'm gonna party this weekend like its THE PURGE

   That drunk girl that steals my phone and pretends to be me on here every weekend is coming over tonight

   It's Labor Day weekend and I am still deep in LABOR.......

   This weekend seemed to go a little faster than most. :/

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

   so much for black friday at a bar

   You're weird, sarcastic, narcisistic, rude and seem like a witch. My only question is, Are free for a date next weekend?

   Wishing all my facebook friends a fantasmagorical weekend filled with fun, sun, and...hang on a sec....huh?....okay, it's supposed to rain all weekend so never mind.

   super excited we got away from your parents this weekend...now if we could only lose your husband/wife....

   A history of 9/11 this weekend. I'll be watching. Peace: the ultimate want. If everyone would bend, we'd have this... CJ

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   If a co-worker asks how your long weekend was, respond with a clever retort like "not long enough" or "MAAAAAN I MISSED YOUR SMELL"

   Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.